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I remember one evening. It was rainy. Pouring actually. And I got in this car. The gentleman had a sort of windbreaker on. I couldn\u2019t really see what he was wearing. Dark clothes. I told him to pull up the house we were going to and he pulls out his gun and he shows me his badge and says he is the police. He says he is going to shoot me if I don\u2019t give him a blowjob for free. He was flipping out. He didn\u2019t know what to do. And then finally he unlocked his car and I got out of his car and that was the end of that. But isn\u2019t that insane? He wanted a freebee, whips out his badge, pulls his gun like he\u2019s going to shoot me. I say I ain\u2019t afraid of guns. Shoot me! I ain\u2019t giving you nothing for free. Isn\u2019t that crazy? \u200b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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